CATCHALL: Todomatsu

[solesuccess]

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[solesuccess]

[ and he waves todomatsu off! he...looks at this robot and notices this one fact. of course it does. ]

...alright, well. Let's see what you do... [ behold: butt plug. good morning salmon, wake the fuck up. ]

[drymonster]

[ blinks his eyes open and looks around. ]

Ah—

[ turns around and looks at his plug. looks at shoma. his eyes flash briefly as he scans him and extracts his feature values. ]

Is Todomatsu-kun dead?

[ his voice is... so high pitched. ]

[solesuccess]

[ holy shit. he sits still at least and lets the ai do this. ]

Uh, not quite. He just stepped out for a bit. [ he kind of hopes the ai doesn't want him dead, god. ] How're you feeling, Salmon?

[drymonster]

[ salmon doesn't seem to have strong feelings one way or the other on how todomatsu is listed on the status page. ]

Like I've been completely out of battery power for a week.

[ ...it's been several weeks, actually.

he goes still for a second while he checks something, then continues with a very :ben: expression. ]

...Ugh, and I still only have access to my local database.

[ not to even mention this stupid scaled-down body he got uploaded into!!! this sucks!!!!!! ]

[solesuccess]

[ bro. welcome to his world of being stuck in a scaled-down body. ]

Yeah, that happens when you're not plugged in. [ dry. but he does reach forward to wave his hand a little to see what salmon's reaction time is. ] What's on the local database?